Tuesday, March 25, 2008

Book Review: Green Chic


Green Chic: Saving The Earth In Style
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GREEN CHIC: SAVING THE EARTH IN STYLE
By Christie Matheson
Published by Sourcebooks, Inc.
Publication Date: March 2008
Price: $12.95
ISBN-13: 9781402210822
240 Pages
Four Star Rating ****

CHRISTIE MATHESON IS A WRITER LIVING IN SAN FRANCISCO AND BOSTON. HER WORK HAS APPEARED IN BODY & SOUL, GLAMOUR, SHAPE, BOSTON, SAN FRANCISCO, YOGA JOURNAL, AND THE BOSTON GLOBE MAGAZINE. SHE IS COAUTHOR OF THE CONFETTI CAKES COOKBOOK, VINEYARD HARVEST: A YEAR OF GOOD FOOD ON MARTHA'S VINEYARD, AND TEA PARTY AND IS THE AUTHOR AND PHOTOGRAPHER OF THE OUTDOOR TRAVEL BOOK DISCOVER RHODE ISLAND.



“And anyway, all the chic stuff is just a very nice bonus. Which brings me to the real reasons why living green is the only way to go. I’m going to get serious for a minute. I promise the rest of the book isn’t this stern or scary. But before we get to the fun ideas we need to get to why it is important to live green.

We are destroying our planet.”


Christie Matheson has written an unusual book about looking good while fighting global warming. This book shows us that you as a woman, you can look fabulous and still save the planet. Loaded with helpful tips and thoughtful information, this book is contrary to the idea that going green forces you to give up the luxuries that you love or that you need to replace everything you own with burdensome green replacements. Unlike other books, Green Chic is not about buying your way to being green. It is about working with what you have and changing your personal style in a fun helpful way to becoming green. In this book, we discover that “exciting, efficient, and effective ways” to be environmentally conscious and stylish, while saving the planet. The book is loaded with practical ideas about looking good and conservation. It is a fresh, thoughtful book, written in a conversational style, which makes the reading surprisingly simple and approachable. Each chapter is full of tested, helpful suggestions and tips designed to make your life easier, and yet be more environmentally conscious. Matheson has a gentle, prodding style and manner that makes this environmental treatise easy to swallow. There are many checklists and tips in this book, along with thoughtful explanations that help us get “the big picture” without being preachy. Matheson and our good friends at Sourcebook have come up with a winner. Surprisingly good, this book deserves your attention.



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Book Review: Duma Key


Duma Key
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DUMA KEY
By Stephen King
Published by Simon & Schuster Trade
Publication Date: January 2008
Price: $28.00
ISBN-13: 9781416552512
611 Pages
Five Star Rating ****

AUTHOR OF OVER 40 NOVELS AND 200 SHORT STORIES.

AUTHOR OF SOME THE GREATEST HORROR FICTION BOOKS IN MODERN LITERATURE (CARRIE, SALEM’S LOT, THE GREEN MILE, LISEY’S STORY)

2003 HE RECEIVED THE NATIONAL BOOK FOUNDATION'S MEDAL FOR DISTINGUISHED CONTRIBUTION TO AMERICAN LETTERS.

6 BRAM STOKER AWARDS, 6 HORROR GUILD AWARDS, 5 LOCUS AWARDS, 3 WORLD FANTASY AWARDS (INCLUDING A LIFETIME ACHIEVEMENT AWARD IN 2004), THE 1996 O. HENRY AWARD, A HUGO AWARD IN 1982 FOR THE NON-FICTION DANSE MACABRE. HE WAS GIVEN A LIFETIME ACHIEVEMENT AWARD IN 2003 BY THE HORROR WRITERS' ASSOCIATION AND, CONTROVERSIALLY, A MEDAL FOR DISTINGUISHED CONTRIBUTION TO AMERICAN LETTERS FROM THE NATIONAL BOOK FOUNDATION IN 2003.


“I had an accident at the job site. It was pretty simple; when a pickup truck, even a Dodge Ram with all the bells and whistles, argues with a twelve story crane, the pickup is going to loose every time. The right side of my skull only cracked. The left side was slammed so hard against the Ram’s doorpost that it fractured in three places. Or maybe it was five. My memory is better than it used to be, but it is still a long way from what it once was.

The doctors called what happened to my head a contracoup injury, and that kind of thing often does more damage than the original hit. My ribs were broken, my right hip was shattered. And although I retained seventy per cent of the sight in my right eye (more, on a good day), I lost my right arm.”

The incomparable Stephen King is back with a solid, gripping tale, like only he can write. This is his first novel set in Florida. It is among his most terrifying, haunting and engrossing work.



Edgar Freemantle is a wealthy, self-made man; a 57 year old contractor who loses his right arm in an accident at a job site. Edgar begins to battle bouts of rage during his long recovery that causes his wife to leave him. Depressed and suicidal, Edgar takes the advice of his therapist, Dr. Kamen, to "change his scenery" from Minnesota to Duma Key, a small, virtually deserted island off of Florida's gulf coast.

Edgar rents Salmon Point -- which he names "Big Pink" because of its rich pink color -- an unusual house on the northern part of the small island, where Edgar begins to explore his interest in art. He feels almost compelled to draw and paint, a compulsion he relates to a phantom limb sensation he has in his right arm. Edgar's youngest and beloved daughter Ilse visits Edgar shortly after he arrives to help bring him out of his shell. While exploring the island, Ilse is overwhelmed by sickness as they approach the southern half of the key; a place with unusually dense growth. Ilse later leaves, taking one of Edgar's paintings with her, and Edgar meets the only other residents of the island who live down the beach from him; Elizabeth Eastlake, an eccentric old woman who is a native of Duma Key, and her caretaker, Wireman. Elizabeth warns him that Duma Key has never been a good place for daughters.

Wireman and Edgar become fast friends and Edgar learns of Wireman's own past in which he, then a lawyer in Nebraska, tried to kill himself after his wife and child died accidental deaths in quick succession. However, he survived with a bullet in his head. Like Edgar, Wireman seemed to be almost drawn to the key. As Edgar's art talent grows, his paintings begin to take on a mystical quality. Edgar's is able to "see" events that are transpiring, including his ex-wife's affair with his old friend Tom Riley, as well as Ilse's love life. He also draws a picture of a wraith in a red robe which he does not show anyone. Edgar's talent grows as does his phantom limb sensations, and he is able to affect the outside world with his painting. He uses his talent to kill a child murderer, and to remove the bullet from Wireman's head.

Wireman urges Edgar to show his paintings to a gallery in Sarasota, and the owners are highly impressed with his talent. His work catches the eye of Mary Ire, a long time Florida art critic. Through his conversations with Mary, and his friendship with Wireman, Edgar begins to learn of the mysterious past of Elizabeth Eastlake and her five sisters who lived on Duma Key with their father and housekeeper (Nan Melda) in the 1920s. Edgar begins to become obsessed with painting pictures featuring a terrifying ship with black sails, which Edgar feels is a ship of the dead. He paints himself into a daze one evening during which he experiences a terrible specter of a pair of long dead twin girls who enter Big Pink. Understanding that the vision is real, Edgar and Wireman begin to unravel the mystery of Elizabeth's past. Elizabeth asks Edgar if he has begun to paint the ship yet.

Edgar's work is shown at a gallery sale, which is a smashing success until Elizabeth Eastlake reacts violently to the ship pictures. She dies of a stroke and Edgar becomes convinced that Elizabeth herself was an artist. With the help of Jack Cantori, a college student Edgar hires to help him run errands, Edgar and Wireman discover a stash of Elizabeth's old pictures at her house. Edgar is able to use the psychic abilities, and his phantom limb affords him to "sense" the events that happened in Elizabeth's childhood. Elizabeth was a child art prodigy who suffered a bad injury at the age of two. After the accident she began to draw amazing pictures that began to manifest themselves in the real world, including a huge frog with fangs and a living lawn jockey. Eventually, her doll began to tell her what to draw. Elizabeth caused a small hurricane with her art that uncovered a buried treasure off the coast, which her father finds. Among the treasure is a small china doll that Elizabeth insists on having.

As Edgar attempts to uncover more of the mystery of Elizabeth's past using his own talents he learns that Perse, an ancient goddess who is embodied by the china doll, used Elizabeth and her talents to escape the gulf and collect souls to serve her. It is Perse's ship that Edgar is painting, and it is Perse herself that is the red robed wraith in Edgar's drawing. Upon learning this, he descends the stairs of Big Pink to find the ship waiting for him just off shore. He is attacked by a wraith in the form of a dead man, long ago lost at sea. As the wraith attempts to drag Edgar to the ship, Wireman intervenes and is able to drive the wraith off using a silver candlestick.

Realizing that Perse has also used him, and the unique psychic ability his phantom limb has caused, Edgar tries to keep his paintings out of the hands of his friends and family who attended the galley. He is too late to save Dr. Kamen and Tom Riley; they are mysteriously killed. Edgar thinks he has saved Ilse by having her burn the painting she took. However, the art critic, Mary Ire, bought one of the ship paintings, and Perse uses it to control Mary and send her to Rhode Island, where she drowns Ilse in her own bathtub. Perse does this to punish Edgar and his meddling. Grief struck, Edgar draws Ilse on the beach sand outside of Big Pink.

Realizing that the key to defeating Perse lies at the old Eastlake estate on the southern part of the island, Edgar, Wireman, and Jack travel there looking for the final clues. There they experience many of the bizarre manifestations from Elizabeth's artwork, and well as a twelve foot alligator sent to stop them, (which Wireman disposes of with a handgun). The trio find Elizabeth's old doll, which speaks through Jack and tells them that Nan Melda -- the Eastlakes' housekeeper -- realized Elizabeth's power and found out about Perse. Perse punished them in the 1920s by drowning Elizabeth's six year old twin sisters by driving them into the sea using the giant frog from Elizabeth's paintings. The dead twins were then used by Perse to lure the fiancee of the oldest sister (Emery) to his death in the gulf. Nan Melda followed the oldest sister to the beach with Elizabeth's father because the oldest sister was next. There they encountered the now dead twins, Emery, and the red robbed Perse on the deck of her ship. Nan Melda was able to hold off the wraiths using her silver braclets as Perse looked on, but the father accidently killed the oldest daughter and Nan Melda, using a spear gun. The distraction worked though, and Elizabeth trapped the china doll representing Perse in a keg full of fresh water, which Perse cannot affect because she comes from the sea (salt water).

Realizing they must find the doll, the trio finds an old well containing the remains of the oldest sister and Nan Melda, as well as the keg, which has leaked dry. The trio race against the sunset, as Edgar tries to store the doll in a waterproof flashlight full of fresh water. As night falls, the twins and Emery attack Jack and Wireman, who are able to hold them off using silver spear tips taken from the Eastlake home, as Edgar traps the doll with Perse speaking in his mind the whole time. Edgar succeeds, but he takes the silver braclets of Nan Melda's from the well, knowing it is not over.

With Perse trapped, the trio head back to the other end of the island. Edgar knows he must face his last demon alone, so he walks back to Big Pink along the beach with the flashlight. He encounters Ilse, who has manifested from the sand art that Edgar drew earlier. Edgar sees the ship of the dead waiting, and realizes that this is the last of Perse's tricks. He reveals to the sand-Ilse that it is a different flashlight, and then smashes the entity with the silver braclets.

Wireman and Edgar store the flashlight in a water tight silver container, and drop it into a very deep Minnesota fresh water lake. The book ends with Edgar sitting down to paint his final picture; a hurricane destroying Duma Key.


This is by far and away the most terrifying book that I have read all year, and it is consistent with King at his best. The horrible events that compromise Edgar’s health are only surpassed by the unanticipated horrible things that happen at Duma Key. This is a long book at 611 pages but King’s development of characters, plot, and suspense keep us on the edge of our seats. The suspense and the unpredictability of what is going to happen next, particularly in the last third of the book make Duma Key yet another Stephen King classic. Themes like family conflict, the mixed blessing of artistic talent, the nature of masculine friendship and loyalty, and the possibility of redemption for even those most broken in body and spirit, make this book a must read. Read this baby aloud with your sweetie on a dark and stormy night. I guarantee chills. This is not your father’s ghost story, but it is a classic. Great reading from a great author, I recommend this book.

Book Review: Choosing Sophie




Choosing Sophie
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CHOOSING SOPHIE
By Leslie Carroll
Published by Avon A, an Imprint of Harper Collins Publishers
Publication Date: January 22, 2008
Price: $13.95
266 Pages
ISBN-13: 9780060871376
Four Star Rating ****

NATIVE NEW YORKER LESLIE CARROLL IS A MULTI-PUBLISHED NOVELIST OF CONTEMPORARY WOMEN'S FICTION, AND THE AUTHOR OF SEVERAL WORKS OF HISTORICAL FICTION UNDER THE PEN NAME AMANDA ELYOT. SHE IS ALSO A PROFESSIONAL ACTRESS, DRAMATIST, AND JOURNALIST.

“The Men rose to leave; Cap Gaines waited until the sound proof glass door had shut behind them with a sharp click. The bright room suddenly felt claustrophobic. I was certain Cap was about to tell me the young woman was Augie’s late-in-life by-blow, preserving her dignity by sharing this information with me privately, well outside of the Cheers guys’ earshot.

‘Ms. deMarley, I would like to introduce you to Sophie Ashe. Ms Ashe has reason to believe that she is your daughter.’

Olivia de Marley is in love and about to get married. Her life seems set and stable. Fate intervenes, and her life is changed forever. Her estranged father dies, leaving Olivia with his prized possession, a minor league baseball team called the Bronx Cheers, and a daughter, Sophie, that she gave up for adoption 20 years before. She could loose both unless she “closes the circle.” Her engagement fails as a result of her new responsibilities, but she makes a conscious choice to spend time with Sophie and get to know her better, as well as running the day to day operations of a failing and loosing minor league franchise.

Olivia is a girly-girl; Sophie is a tom-boy and a softball ace. The story revolves around Olivia’s struggles to maintain a relationship with both her daughter and the team. Olivia’s ideas to bolster her team are a bit unusual (raspberry pink uniforms). Like other explorations in to the minor, this book came as a refreshing surprise. It is a very funny, warm touching book. The book reminded me of Bull Durham or Major League.
Like the Barbara Streisand film The Main Event, where she is a fragrance manufacturer who ends up running a fighter, there just are some things in fashion that don’t fit in baseball. The relationship with her daughter goes a little better than that. Overall, this is a very good effort by Leslie Carroll. A good book, a promising young writer, and a quirky plot make this one a fun read.


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Book Review: Become a Better You


Become A Better You: 7 Keys to Improving Your Life Every Day
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BECOME A BETTER YOU: 7 KEYS TO IMPROVING YOUR LIFE EVERY DAY
By Pastor Joel Osteen
Published by Free Press, an Imprint of Simon & Schuster, Inc
Publication Date: October 2007
Price: $25.00
379 Pages
ISBN-13: 9780743296885
Four Star Rating ****


PASTOR OF THE LAKEWOOD CHURCH IN HOUSTON
CHURCH GROWTH TODAY CALLS LAKEWOOD THE FASTEST GROWING CHURCH IN AMERICA
REACHES 45,000 PEOPLE AT HIS 5 SERVICES EVERY WEEK
JOEL HAS A MILLION PERSONS IN HIS TELEVISION AUDIENCE
SELLS OUT ARENAS FROM MADISON SQUARE GARDEN IN NY TO STAPLES CENTER IN LA
NAMED ONE OF THE “10 MOST FASCINATING PEOPLE OF 2006”
1ST BOOK, YOUR BEST LIFE SOLD 5 MILLION COPIES & WAS ON
NY TIMES BEST SELLER LIST FOR OVER 2 YRS
THAT BOOK HAS SOLD MILLIONS WORLDWIDE AND HAS BEEN TRANSLATED INTO 19 LANGUAGES
WAS #1 ON NY TIMES BEST SELLER LIST
2D BOOK YOUR BEST LIFE NOW FOR MOMS WAS ALSO ON THE NY TIMES BEST SELLER LIST

“Becoming a better you is all about growing, learning and improving. The more you learn to trust God, the better you will be. He will continually expand your horizons if you do your part at becoming better in every area of your life.”


Pastor Joel Olsteen is a charismatic speaker. He is also an inspiring writer. His third book, Become a Better You: 7 Keys to Improving Your Life Every Day is an example of that inspiring writing. In 7 Keys, Joel encourages us to push ourselves to the next level, and to take a life altering journey. He outlines seven simple steps to be all that we were intended to be. Pastor Olsteen encourages the reader to avoid negative mindsets, and to keep aspiring to a more spiritually fulfilling life. Pastor then takes each of the 7 steps and explains them in some detail, telling the reader how they work, and how to use them to improve your own life.

The 7 principles are:

Keep pressing forward: Don’t be bound by the past. We need to let go of our negative mindsets and recognize that God has good things in store for us. We must also be aware that our decisions that we make today will affect our future generations;

Be positive toward ourselves: Don’t be dogged by our mistakes in the past. What we need to do is to start fresh by repeating positive affirmations and faith-filled words. In side of our own minds we need to keep a positive inner dialogue going;

Develop better relationships: Help others by giving encouragement and be a blessing to other people. Keep strife out of your home by making an investment in personal relationships. Make other people feel important;

Form better habits: Fall into a routine of exercise and daily reading the Bible. Replace negative habits with positive habits. Stay on task for your goals and realize that you are not responsible for everyone’s happiness;

Embrace the place where you are: Turn your situation over to God, look for him in your everyday life;

Develop your inner life: Become aware of the people you spend your time with and how they influence your life. Listen to your inner voice and get to the root of your problems;

Stay passionate about your life: Look for ways to stay passionate about your life. Maintain a positive outlook and appreciate God’s blessings. Do the right thing for the right reasons. Look for ways to improve your life and choose to go from believing to expecting.

This is a very interesting self-help book that combines New Wave philosophy with a wisp of God. The book is not so much practical examples as it is a state of mind treatise. This is a self-help book that focuses not solely on action, but mostly on your inner voice and what goes on in your head. Olsteen is more of a cheerleader than anything else in this book. With too many people setting for less, we need to require more of ourselves. Good enough says Olsteen is not good enough. The better you lot in life philosophy is braced with inspiring personal stories throughout the book. The writing style is the strong point of this book; the ethereal is always brought back to earth by the actual. This is a good self-help book. Worth a look, there is positive encouragement and inspiration in this book.

Book Review: Your Child's Strength's

Your Child’s Strengths: Discover Them, Develop Them, Use Them
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YOUR CHILD’S STRENGTHS: DISCOVER THEM, DEVELOP THEM, USE THEM
By Jenifer Fox, M.Ed.
Published by Penguin Group (USA)
Publication Date: February 2008
Price: $24.95
334 Pages
ISBN-13: 9780670018765
Four Star Rating ****
WORKED IN DAY AND BOARDING SCHOOLS AS A TEACHER AND ADMINISTRATOR FOR 25 YEARS
HEAD OF PURNELL SCHOOL IN NJ
BS IN COMMUNICATION FROM U OF WISC
MA IN ENGLISH FROM MIDDLEBURY
M.ED. IN SCHOOL AD FROM HARVARD
THE AFFINITIES PROGRAM AND THE LEADER OF THE STRENGTHS MOVEMENT IN SCHOOLS
TRUE YOU WERE A STRUGGLING STUDENT IN HIGH SCHOOL?
WRITTEN NUMEROUS ARTICLES AND PRESENTED WORKSHOPS THROUGHOUT THE COUNTRY ON THE TOPIC OF SCHOOL REFORM, TEACHING STRUGGLING STUDENTS, PARENTING, AND BUILDING ON STRENGTHS TO REALIZE HUMAN POTENTIAL. JENIFER’S EXPERIENCE AS AN ACTOR AND A WRITER MAKE HER AN ENGAGING AND COMPELLING STORYTELLER AND SPEAKER.
HER SPECIALTY IS IN “TURN-AROUND” BUSINESSES WHERE SHE IS ABLE TO LEVERAGE THE STRENGTHS OF AN ORGANIZATION TO CHANGE IT FROM AN INSTITUTION IN A STRUGGLING WEAKENED STATE TO ONE THAT THRIVES BOTH CULTURALLY AND FINANCIALLY ON ITS STRENGTHS.
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“Simply put, strengths are the things that we do to make us feel energized and alive when we do them. Every single person has strengths. Children’s innate strengths are like wires connecting their unique inner qualities to their promise as adults. Those wires have life’s most potent energy flowing through them, and we as adults have the power to amp up or damper down their energy flow. When the energy is turned up and strengths are developed to their fullest, people’s passions light up. Life becomes meaningful and enjoyable even in the face of conflict. Strengths are what push people to that place. They are the things that keep our curiosity engaged, that step out ahead of us and beg us to follow. They are what we would do if money, prestige, and responsibility were inconsequential. Our strengths speak to us with a persistent, urging voice that begs us to take notice, to unleash them, and in doing so, we put our best selves forward—not just in school, but on the job and in our relationships with others.” (Pp 72).


Educator and author, Jenifer Fox, M.Ed. has written a new, thought provoking book about the focus of our educational system. Our current system, forces children to keep up with the group and focuses on fixing childrens’ weaknesses to improve their academic performance. In her new book, Your Child’s Strengths: Discover Them, Develop Them, Use Them, Fox argues very effectively that we must focus on our children’s individual strengths, creating success and building on that foundation to help them thrive in school and in life. For example, Ms. Fox relates in her book that she was a strong student in English and Writing, but not so hot in Math. Only after she began to write out longhand the problems she was encountering in Math did the numbers make sense. In other words, but playing to her strengths, she was able to open a doorway to knowledge in a field that had been previously closed to her, thus changing her entire educational, and possibly her life experience. This is part of what makes this book so great; Ms. Fox is an example of her own theory, and why it works.

Fox demonstrates to us how to identify a child’s strengths, based on their natural actions, how to encourage those strengths once they’ve been identified and how to help your child implement those strengths. The book is divided in 3 parts: (1) Current ideas and practices that contribute to a child’s feeling of weakness; (2) An explanation of what strengths are, focusing on three in particular; activity strengths (tasks that make children feel engaged and energized, relationship strengths(things students do with others to make them feel engaged and energized, and learning strengths (the ways we all understand and approach new information; (3) A variety of exercises that parents, teachers and children can use to discover and develop their strengths. The basic underlying idea is for children to discover their own unique path to success.

The strength movement and the award-winning Affinities Program outlined in this book conclusively have demonstrated in the classroom to have been very successful, and to have affected positive, permanent changes in children that make them more adaptable, resilient and competitive. It is a user-friendly guide for parents and teachers alike. This book is a sensible alternative to a failing and outdate educational model. Recently, the Strengths model has been adapted in the boardroom as well as the classroom. Best Buy has made a substantial investment in developing strengths in its corporate environment. Overall, this book is a great book. By simply listening to your child’s like and dislikes and not imposing our likes on him, we have taken the first steps to developing a happy, independent, intelligent child. The book and the movement are both worth recommending.

Book Review: The UnValentine

The Un Valentine
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THE UN VALENTINE
By Sam Beeson
Illustrated by Jesse Draper
Published by Shadow Mountain
Publication Date: January, 2008
Price: $12.95
320 Pages
ISBN: 978-1-59038-843-3
Four Star Rating ****
AUTHOR IS A TEACHER AT AMERICAN FORK HIGH SCHOOL
HE TEACHES CREATIVE WRITING, SHAKESPEARE AND ENGLISH
THE ILLUSTRATOR IS A STUDENT AND A CLASSICALLY TRAINED ARTIST WHO STUDIED RUSSIAN ICONS

“Exactly midway through the month of February
A day is celebrated by the dull and ordinary.
And all around me
Notes are passed by idiots and stupids-
Packed with
Sugar-motted hearts and naked, pudgy cupids
This ritual conducted under
Heart-shaped, crimson flag,
Does absolutely nothing for me,
but to make me gag!”


Every once in a very great while, I’ll read a book that takes me totally and completely by surprise. Something that is so new, fresh, and original that it stands out; way, way out from the crowd. The Un Valentine written by school teacher Sam Beeson and beautifully illustrated by BYU student Jesse Draper is such a book. Lilly, a 9 year girl hates Valentines Day. Cynically, she writes in her journal that she hates love, hated the notes and most of hates being “Valentined.” She hates everything about Valentines, and to be in the middle of her giddy, cupid-stupid classmates is just torture… until she find a crumpled up piece of paper under her desk from a male classmate, Ray, who hates V-Day almost as much as she does. The epiphany that follows is precious. Like minded people finding quirky love like this should be rewarded. This short, little book is great fun. Written in couplets and illustrated in a gothic style, complete with large gold-leaf picture frames on every page, this book has the look and feel of a quirky, strange, modern day romance. You get the feel of going through a baroque art museum paging through the book, which seems to work well with the dark, cynical feelings of its main characters. The book is designed for the “emo” kids that feel sick at all the pink, lovey-dovey of V-day, and seems to be written for “everyone who thinks Valentine’s Day is a pain in the butt.”, says Sam Beeson, the author. Nonetheless, the Goth kids still find love in the end. The book even comes with special un-valentines cards in the back featuring Draper’s art work and cynical lines from Beeson like, “When I want a box of chocolates, I buy it... Then I eat it. All of it.” This is by far and away, the best, funniest, most unusual, Un Valentine’s book that I have ever read. It is destined to become a Valentine’s Day Hallmark animated movie, and maybe a whole new line of cards. The cynical and sour private thoughts of this 9 year old girl will put a smile on your face and a song in your heart. Traditionally twisted, this charming little book shows, “love and romance doesn’t have to look a certain way; it comes in many forms, and often when least expected.” About to become an Un Classic, get in on the ground floor to avoid the crowds. Cue the Stones and the “Paint It Black” music, then make your way to the nearest book store and Un buy one right away.

Book Review: The Appeal

The Appeal
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THE APPEAL
By John Grisham
Published by Doubleday, an Imprint of the Doubleday Broadway Publishing Group, A Division of Random House, Inc
Publication Date: January, 2008
Price: $27.95
358 Pages
ISBN-13: 9780385515047
Five Star Rating *****

BEST KNOWN FOR HIS WORKS OF MODERN LEGAL DRAMA
AS OF 2008, HIS BOOKS HAVE SOLD OVER 235 MILLION COPIES WORLDWIDE
1983 HE WAS ELECTED AS A DEMOCRAT TO THE MISSISSIPPI HOUSE OF REPRESENTATIVES, WHERE HE SERVED UNTIL 1990
DONATED OVER $100,000 TO DEMOCRATIC PARTY CANDIDATES
SEPTEMBER 2007 GRISHAM APPEARED WITH HILLARY RODHAM CLINTON, HIS CHOICE FOR U.S. PRESIDENT IN 2008, AND FORMER VIRGINIA GOVERNOR MARK WARNER, WHOM GRISHAM SUPPORTS FOR THE U.S. SENATE SEAT BEING VACATED BY REPUBLICAN JOHN WARNER

HIS SECOND BOOK, THE FIRM, BECAME THE 7TH BESTSELLING NOVEL OF 1991.
WHEN HE SOLD THE FILM RIGHTS TO THE FIRM TO PARAMOUNT PICTURES FOR $600,000, GRISHAM SUDDENLY BECAME A HOT PROPERTY AMONG PUBLISHERS, AND BOOK RIGHTS WERE BOUGHT BY DOUBLEDAY. SPENDING 47 WEEKS ON THE NEW YORK TIMES BESTSELLER LIST, THE FIRM BECAME THE BESTSELLING NOVEL OF 1991.

THE SUCCESSES OF THE PELICAN BRIEF, WHICH HIT NUMBER ONE ON THE NEW YORK TIMES BESTSELLER LIST, AND THE CLIENT, WHICH DEBUTED AT NUMBER ONE, CONFIRMED GRISHAM'S REPUTATION AS THE MASTER OF THE LEGAL THRILLER.

GRISHAM'S 1992 NOVEL THE PELICAN BRIEF SOLD 11,232,480 COPIES IN THE UNITED STATES ALONE.

GRISHAM THEN WENT ON TO PRODUCE AT LEAST ONE WORK A YEAR, MOST OF THEM WIDELY POPULAR BESTSELLERS. HE IS THE ONLY PERSON TO AUTHOR A NUMBER-ONE BESTSELLING NOVEL OF THE YEAR FOR SEVEN CONSECUTIVE YEARS (1994–2000)
PUBLISHERS WEEKLY DECLARED GRISHAM "THE BESTSELLING NOVELIST OF THE 90S"

SELLING A TOTAL OF 60,742,289 COPIES. HE IS ALSO ONE OF ONLY A FEW AUTHORS TO SELL TWO MILLION COPIES ON A FIRST PRINTING; OTHERS INCLUDE TOM CLANCY AND J.K. ROWLING.

SINCE FIRST PUBLISHING A TIME TO KILL IN 1988, GRISHAM HAS WRITTEN ONE NOVEL A YEAR (HIS OTHER BOOKS ARE THE FIRM, THE PELICAN BRIEF, THE CLIENT, THE CHAMBER, THE RAINMAKER, THE RUNAWAY JURY, THE PARTNER, THE STREET LAWYER, THE TESTAMENT, THE BRETHREN, A PAINTED HOUSE, SKIPPING CHRISTMAS, THE SUMMONS, THE KING OF TORTS, BLEACHERS, THE LAST JUROR, AND THE BROKER) AND ALL OF THEM HAVE BECOME INTERNATIONAL BESTSELLERS. THERE ARE CURRENTLY OVER 225 MILLION JOHN GRISHAM BOOKS IN PRINT WORLDWIDE, WHICH HAVE BEEN TRANSLATED INTO 29 LANGUAGES.

NINE OF HIS NOVELS HAVE BEEN TURNED INTO FILMS (THE FIRM, THE PELICAN BRIEF, THE CLIENT, A TIME TO KILL, THE RAINMAKER, THE CHAMBER, A PAINTED HOUSE, THE RUNAWAY JURY, AND SKIPPING CHRISTMAS), AS WAS AN ORIGINAL SCREENPLAY,

THE INNOCENT MAN (OCTOBER 2006) MARKS HIS FIRST FORAY INTO NON-FICTION

THE MISSISSIPPI STATE UNIVERSITY LIBRARIES, MANUSCRIPT DIVISION, MAINTAINS THE JOHN GRISHAM ROOM, AN ARCHIVE CONTAINING MATERIALS GENERATED DURING THE AUTHOR'S TENURE AS MISSISSIPPI STATE REPRESENTATIVE AND RELATING TO HIS WRITINGS.

GRISHAM'S LIFELONG PASSION FOR BASEBALL IS EVIDENT IN HIS NOVEL A PAINTED HOUSE AND IN HIS SUPPORT OF LITTLE LEAGUE ACTIVITIES IN BOTH OXFORD, MISSISSIPPI AND CHARLOTTESVILLE, VIRGINIA. HE WROTE THE ORIGINAL SCREENPLAY FOR AND PRODUCED THE BASEBALL MOVIE MICKEY, STARRING HARRY CONNICK, JR.. THE MOVIE WAS RELEASED ON DVD IN APRIL 2004.[9] HE REMAINS A FAN OF MISSISSIPPI STATE UNIVERSITY'S BASEBALL TEAM AND WROTE ABOUT HIS TIES TO THE UNIVERSITY AND THE LEFT FIELD LOUNGE IN THE INTRODUCTION FOR THE BOOK DUDY NOBLE FIELD: A CELEBRATION OF MSU BASEBALL.

HIS MOST RECENT BOOK, PLAYING FOR PIZZA, IS A BOOK ABOUT AN ITALIAN PROFESSIONAL FOOTBALL LEAGUE

GRISHAM IS ALSO WELL KNOWN WITHIN THE LITERARY COMMUNITY FOR HIS EFFORTS TO SUPPORT THE CONTINUING LITERARY TRADITION OF HIS NATIVE SOUTH. GRISHAM HAS ENDOWED SCHOLARSHIPS AND WRITER'S RESIDENCIES IN THE UNIVERSITY OF MISSISSIPPI'S ENGLISH DEPARTMENT AND GRADUATE CREATIVE WRITING PROGRAM, AND WAS THE FOUNDING PUBLISHER OF THE OXFORD AMERICAN, A MAGAZINE DEVOTED TO LITERARY WRITING AND FAMOUS FOR ITS ANNUAL MUSIC ISSUE, COPIES OF WHICH INCLUDE A COMPILATION CD FEATURING CONTEMPORARY AND CLASSIC SOUTHERN MUSICIANS IN GENRES RANGING FROM BLUES AND GOSPEL TO COUNTRY-WESTERN AND ALTERNATIVE ROCK

THE APPEAL IS GRISHAM'S 21ST NOVEL.


“According to Carl’s hasty research, the firm of Troy-Hogan worked very hard at not being seen. It had no website, brochure, advertisements, listed phone number or anything else that might attract clients. It was not a law firm...It had no registered lobbyists. It was a corporation…The firm was known to provide marketing and consulting services… No one knew who owned it….The principal was one Barry Rinehart….Barry laughed and crossed his legs. ‘We do campaigns. Have a look…Thirty-one states elect their appellate and supreme court judges. They are in green. The yellow ones have the good sense to appoint their courts. We make our living in the green ones.

“Judicial elections”

“Yes. That’s all we do, and we do it very quietly. When our clients need help, we target a supreme court justice who is not particularly friendly, and we take him or her, out of the picture.

“Just like that?”

“Just like that.”

“Who are your clients?”

…”they’re all on your side of the street. Big companies in energy, insurance, pharmaceuticals, chemicals, timber, all types of manufacturers, plus doctors, hospitals, nursing homes, banks….

“We review every appellate decision in the green states. We know every appellate judge, their backgrounds, families, prior careers, divorces, bankruptcies, all of the dirt. We review every decision and can predict the outcome of almost every case on appeal. We track every legislature and keep up with bills that might affect civil justice. We also monitor important civil trials.”

“How about the one in Hattiesburg?”

“Oh, yes. We were not at all surprised at the verdict.”

“Then why were my lawyers surprised?”

“Your lawyers were good but not great. Plus the plaintiff has a better case. I’ve studied a lot of toxic dumps, and Bowmore is one of the worst.”

“That’s my prediction. The flood is coming.”

Carl glanced at the ocean and drank some more coffee. “What happens on appeal?”

“Depends on who is on the Mississippi Supreme Court. Right now there is a very good chance the verdict will be affirmed in a 5-to-4 decision. The state has been notoriously sympathetic to the plaintiffs for the past two decades and, as you probably know, has a well-earned reputation as a hotbed of litigation. Asbestos, tobacco, fen-phen, all sorts of crazy class actions. Tort lawyers love the place.”

“So, I’ll loose by one vote?”

“More or less. The court is not entirely predictable, but, yes, it is usually a 5-to-4 split.”

“So all we need is a friendly judge.”

“Yes.” (Pp 82-84).


John Grisham is known for writing compelling Legal dramas. Intricate and thought-provoking, he has mastered this genre and made it his own. In The Appeal, he introduces us to something other than just the poor, beleaguered plaintiff and his junk yard dog attorney fighting against the monolithic insurance company and their sophisticated defense lawyers. The verdict in this book is just where the tale starts, not where it ends. This book gives an explosive and gut wrenching look into the appellate system, and why its importance cannot be overlooked in the civil justice system.

In this instance, a chemical company, Krane Chemical, from New York City, has built a pesticide plant in Bowmore, Mississippi, “because the land and labor were dirt cheap.” Krane Chemical then spent the next 30 years illegally dumping chemical and waste into the ground and rivers, contaminating the drinking water, causing the nearby citizens to die of cancer and leukemia. A Plaintiff, 34 year old Janette Baker, lost a son and a husband to cancer, and through her lawyers, filed a civil action for damages in the Hattiesburg trail court. After forty-two hours of deliberations, seventy-one days of trial, 530 hours of testimony from four dozen witnesses, the jury had reached a 10-2 verdict. The award was $41 million dollars, 3 million dollars in compensatory damages for the loss of her son and husband, and 38 million dollars in punitive damages (the amount of money that the corporation makes in one month), to punish the corporation for their intentional and grossly negligent actions.

Carl Trudeau, the owner of the Krane Chemical has a few problems. First, there is the paying for the one verdict itself. Secondly, there are 200-300 other claims, just like the Baker case that have been filed, and perhaps another 3000 cases would be spawned from this result, or perhaps an expensive class action that may well be filed in the near future. To add insult to injury, Krane has an 8 yr old memo in its possession that both the in-house lawyer and the owner had seen that in its one hundred pages details the companies dumping of toxic waste at the Bowmore plant, summarized the company’s elaborate efforts to hide the dumping from the Environmental Protection Agency, and the bribing of public officials at the local, state and federal levels. The memo recommends a secret but complete cleanup at a cost of $50 million or pay the consequences later in a landslide, runaway verdict in court. The stock begins to drop like a stone. He has no choice but to buy time with an appeal. He hires a clandestine consulting firm, who tells him that if things stand as they are, he’ll loose the appeal 5-4. However, the consultant tells him that judges can be changed and for $8 million, they can place a judge in that position, so 18 months from now, a friendly judge caused a 5-4 victory overturning the case.

This is just where Grisham’s tale begins. With judicial elections coming up, the consultants recruit a young, unsuspecting prospect with the right background. They educate, finance, manipulate, market and mold him into a supreme court justice. He becomes a hand-picked judge to derail the Baker case. Grisham takes us through the looking glass, in a detailed, real life sounding story, with the background and detail that mark all of his legal intrigues. Will the mom and pop plaintiff’s firm be pushed into Bankruptcy? Can the survivors wait out the appeal? Will the liberal female justice be taken “out of the picture”? Who is this new upstart candidate that suddenly appears so unstoppable? Grisham pays great attention to detail. All of the characters have their own unique concerns and angles, and they are weaved in to this tale in a disturbingly familiar, realistic and knowledgeable way. This is a deeply disturbing, eye-opening book. The book has an eerie, creepy truth to it, as if Grisham is relating a piece of non-fiction to us. It has a newspaper/investigative feel to it. The words come to us as if it were a cross between today’s headlines and a ghost story. In an election, this is a perverted reminder of elections that have been rumored to be bought and sold, of voting machines in Lake Michigan or hanging chads in Miami. It is this stirring attention to details and the smoky revelation of “fact” that will keep you turning page after page after page.

This legal thriller opens the door of your mind to the possibility that millions of dollars can buy anything in our justice system, including a friendly, “awards are too large anyways” type of judge. Money that manipulates the legal and political system is a common theme in all of Grisham’s legal thumpers, but never has he possessed the power to make the tale seem so real. “Grisham is clearly fed up with how big money tends to control political races. The long campaign he so engagingly describes is a mixture of character assassination, breathtaking hypocrisy, mudslinging ads, and backroom fraudulence. In other words, Grisham offers a sadly familiar picture of today's political scene.” The stark realization that judicial seats can be purchased, and that in the 31 states that elect their appellate and supreme court judges, the nature of a competitive political process leads to innate corruption, manipulation and ultimately injustice. The bag of dirty tricks and smear tactics of the right are examined in some detail. In this presidential election year, this is a far more blunt, accurate and plain-spoken indictments of our contemporary political system’s real failings; so real you think you are reading non-fiction. This book reads like America’s headlines, and is a page-turning tour de force. One of 2008’s very best pieces of fiction, it is a must read of the very first order.